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BEN'S PERSONAL FILE

A weird little outpost between the old web, the archive, and whatever is wrong with me.

WELCOME TO THE PERSONAL ZONE // CRTS // OLD COMPUTERS // SIGNALS // DOCUMENTATION // DEAD FORMATS // THIS PAGE IS UNDER PERMANENT CONSTRUCTION SO DEAL WITH IT THIS IS FUN // LINUX IS AWESOME BUT ALSO SUCKS // MURICA // I LIKE CATS
SITE STATUS

personal page online

old web brainworms active

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QUICK FACTS
  • Name: Dan, my name is Dan....
  • Location: Pensyltucky USA
  • Occupation: Stuff and things
  • Main thing: Oh you know...
USELESS BUTTON WALL
yes these are dramatic. yes that is the point.
ABOUT THIS PAGE
Hello! I’m Ben! I work with kids for a living…. I drive a school bus, I take the kiddos to recess at our elementary school, I've worked in daycares, and just all things kids. I love it and I take pride in it. More than most people would understand, it gives me a sense of duty and responsibility and its very gratifying. Those kids make me happy and keep my day full of surprises. Not a huge fan of other adults though but you'll have that ;) But that’s just one version of me, one my local district and community know. Its the version people see in public…. but The other version is the guy hauling home CRTs like it’s a dying religion.
WHO I AM
Im still figuring it out, but I like CRTs
CRTs?
Yeah big, heavy, glass-screen monsters that everyone else threw out without thinking twice. 100+lbs….beige….dirty….ugly… From vintage computers to old CRT TVs. I drag them into my house, line them up, clean them, fix them, and study them. Not because it’s trendy but because it’s fun for some weird reason. These things had a life before me. They were in someone’s bedroom, someone’s office, someone’s childhood. Now they’re here, getting a second chance at life instead of getting crushed into a landfill. That’s what my archive is about. Not fake nostalgia. Not “look at this aesthetic.” I actually own this stuff. I test them, I repair them, and I will document them. Honestly im a bit obsessed. At any given time there’s a small army of CRTs scattered between my game room, my hallway, my shed, and wherever else I can physically fit them. Some are perfect. Some are broken. Some are waiting their turn. It’s organized chaos and it brings me joy.
THINGS I LIKE / THINGS I CHASE
Vintage obsolete technology
PROJECTS
Building these silly little HTML websites... its super fun. TRY IT. I LOVE THIS...
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UPDATE LOG
04.19.2026 // hello world
04.20.2026 // WTFisHTML.avi 04.20.2026 // https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+code+in+html
THIS PAGE CAN STAND ALONE // THIS PAGE FITS NEOCITIES // THIS PAGE STILL LINKS BACK TO THE REAL ARCHIVE // EVERYTHING IS FINE // WELCOME TO THE PERSONAL ZONE // CRTS // OLD COMPUTERS // SIGNALS // DOCUMENTATION // DEAD FORMATS // THIS PAGE IS UNDER PERMANENT CONSTRUCTION SO DEAL WITH IT THIS IS FUN // LINUX IS AWESOME BUT ALSO SUCKS // MURICA // I LIKE CATS
★ GIF STORAGE AREA ★ COLLECTED INTERNET ARTIFACTS ★ DO NOT DELETE ★
MORE WILL BE ADDED // THIS AREA WILL CONTINUE TO GROW // THIS IS NORMAL